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Brian Griffin

You scored 50% Evilness, 75% Horniness, 60% Intelligence, and 40% Fitness!

You're Brian Griffin!

You're a good person, you're smart, and you're horny. Who cares if you're not in great shape? I mean, a little alcohol never hurt anyone...although you might want to stay away from crack cocaine. Anyway, you're well-read and erudite, but sometimes you pee on the carpet.

"Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Evilness Distribution

    They scored 50% on Evilness, higher than 67% of your peers.

  • Horniness Distribution

    They scored 75% on Horniness, higher than 73% of your peers.

  • Intelligence Distribution

    They scored 60% on Intelligence, higher than 37% of your peers.

  • Fitness Distribution

    They scored 40% on Fitness, higher than 31% of your peers.

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