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Their result for The Better What Goth Type Are You Test ...

The poser

You scored 27% Cyber, 35% Punk, 35% Traditional, and 59% Poser!

You suck. Marilyn Manson is not goth. White face and crow makeup do not make you look goth. I hate you. Go away.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Cyberness Distribution

    They scored 27% on Cyberness, higher than 35% of your peers.

  • Punkyness Distribution

    They scored 35% on Punkyness, higher than 33% of your peers.

  • Trad-ness Distribution

    They scored 35% on Trad-ness, higher than 14% of your peers.

  • Poser Distribution

    They scored 59% on Poser, higher than 99% of your peers.

All possible test results

Not Even

You are not a goth. Not even a wannabe. Go away. Read more

The poser

You suck. Marilyn Manson is not goth. White face and crow makeup do not make you look goth. I hate you. Go away. Read more

Traditional goth

You're a corset wearin', clove smokin', manson hatin' traditional goth. You may have been a goth since the whole thing started, or just found the traditional parts of the sub-culture more appealing. ... Read more

Fucked up

I don't know how you did it, but you somehow ended up part poser part traditionalist. Maybe you mix and match your korn shirts with your slinky black eyeliner. Or you like siouxsie but smoke weed. ... Read more

Punk goth

You are where goth began, but took a slightly different turn. Maybe it's the Sex Pistols or a strange love of tartan, but you just never understood the thing with the platforms and coffin heels. And... Read more

Punky poser

Sex pistols, tartan, Marilyn Manson, band t-shirts, for you, it all goes together. So you aren't really very goth, but you found a certain comfort zone in your own special way. Keep doin what you do... Read more

Traditional Punk?

So, you're a little different. Not one to be told how to dress or what to listen to, you do your own thing. Maybe you wear corsets in tartan print. Maybe you listen to undercover punk while smoking... Read more


I don't know how you did it, but you mix it up in a whole new way. Corsets with doom cookie makeup and tartan pants? Souxsie, weed and stinky armpits? I dunno, but somehow you managed to do it. Yo... Read more

Cyber goth

Glo-sticks, industrial music, goggles, you're a cyber goth. Or maybe a raver who got lost... Read more

little lost raver

You belong at a rave, not here. Bye. Read more

Fun goth

Corsets and goggles, maybe a little steam punk, or a black light reactive haircolor over all that black. You don't reject all the traditions, but you don't strictly adhere to them either. You're jus... Read more


You wanna be goth, you wanna be rave, pick a sub-culture and stick to it already! Read more


Tartan and glo sticks make total sense to you. Maybe we'll see you at a rave, or just a normal goth club. That one in the open area, spinning glosticks to the beat of I wanna be sedated. Ok, maybe ... Read more


Yea, you're just weird. Go away... Read more


You don't fit into just one category, but you aren't a poser by any means. Maybe it's that you like to mix and match your outfits. Maybe you like Souxsie, glo sticks and tartan altogether. Maybe it... Read more


If you managed this you are one strange person, and I want to know how you did it. Read more

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