Their result for The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test ...
Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 37% Big Breasts, 32% Big Ass, and 80% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.
Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 37% on tit-size, higher than 25% of your peers.
They scored 32% on ass-size, higher than 15% of your peers.
They scored 80% on cuteness, higher than 95% of your peers.
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