Their result for The What Cheese are You Test ...
You are LEERDAMMER
Wowzers, you are 53% cheesy!
Leerdammer: A Dutch table cheese. A little bit rubbery to the touch, showing that you are soft and spineless. Even though you put on a facade of being tough and macho, you are actually soft and pathetic. For proof of this, go and put yourself under a grill... you'll melt into a gooey mess in about 30 seconds. Worthless. Your large and regular holes are a mirror image of the holes in your soul where a personality should be. You don't even taste of very much. You are the most pointless of cheeses. Shame on you.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 53% on cheesyness, higher than 33% of your peers.
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