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Their result for The Totally Awesome Random Concept Test ...

Juicy Steak Yogurt

You scored 50% Totality, 50% Awesomeness, 50% Randomness, and 60% Conceptitude!

That's disgusting. Why would you be that? I'm not sure I get it.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Totality Distribution

    They scored 50% on Totality, higher than 45% of your peers.

  • Awesomeness Distribution

    They scored 50% on Awesomeness, higher than 41% of your peers.

  • Randomness Distribution

    They scored 50% on Randomness, higher than 58% of your peers.

  • Conceptitude Distribution

    They scored 60% on Conceptitude, higher than 90% of your peers.

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