Their result for The "Rate My Geekiness" Test ...
You scored 0% Mind, 0% Body, 0% Relationships, and 0% Finance!
So now that you know your score, what could it all possibly mean?
Mind: A true geek has a mind like a steel trap, or perhaps like a captain's firm-fitting jock-strap. A mind is an important thing for a geek to possess, second only to his Slave Girl Leia standee. Beware: a score of 50% may point to neutral tendencies that must be eradicated and then wiped-out.
Body: Not every man can be a sterling example of the masculine ideal like your old pal, the Zapper, and indeed, geeks are often overweight and underappreciated. You'll need to score over 50% to be anywhere near "true geek" in the Body department. (Women: If you happen to be a hot alien babe, the Big Z would like to remind you that the captain's quarters are luxurious and accommodating.)
Relationships: Love -- the foul temptress that beckons many an unwitting starship captain toward a night of alien delights before departing at warp speed the next morning. How geeky your relationships are with your friends, family, lovers, and man-servants can go a long way towards making you a true Geek Master.
Finance: Even I have faced the harsh realities of tough times, despite being a decorated war hero who single-handedly defeated the Peacenix race in a bloody battle in the Huggles sector! As any geekologist will tell you, geeks will spend a captain's ransom on merchandise that will then merely sit on a shelf, never to be touched again. If you score under 50% here, then you simply aren't spending enough!
Well, men, there you have it. And now I must leave you and return to my captainly duties. The DOOP thanks you for your participation.
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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 0% on Mind, higher than 14% of your peers.
They scored 0% on Body, higher than 32% of your peers.
They scored 0% on Relationships, higher than 22% of your peers.
They scored 0% on Finance, higher than 22% of your peers.
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