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Their result for The Murder-Weapon of Choice Test ...

Nail Gun

You scored 70% Gore Tolerance, 50% Guile, 55% Sadism, and 50% Phys. Strength!

A combination of highly-compressed air and a nail gun may infuse your victim's body with proliferation of foreign metallic objects.  If you position yourself appropriately, in the end you may find your victim to be, literally, nailed to the wall.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Gore Tolerance Distribution

    They scored 70% on Gore Tolerance, higher than 78% of your peers.

  • Guile Distribution

    They scored 50% on Guile, higher than 46% of your peers.

  • Sadism Distribution

    They scored 55% on Sadism, higher than 79% of your peers.

  • Phys. Strength Distribution

    They scored 50% on Phys. Strength, higher than 55% of your peers.

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