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Their result for The OKCupid Female Stereotype Test ...

Gratuitous Cleavage

You scored 69 Horniness, 77 Amicability, 68 Naivety, and 71 Dateability!

May I say I love you now? Or later, or perhaps a thousand times more? It is you, Cleavage girl, that makes OKCupid great. I always look forward to random quickmatching or just browsing profiles to find yours coming up with those giant boobies of yours just shoved in my virtual face. Fantastic. Keep up the good work, no matter what those undersexed, puritanical gossipy little bitches say. You make life worth living. Or, at least your tits do.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Horniness Distribution

    They scored 69% on Horniness, higher than 91% of your peers.

  • Amicability Distribution

    They scored 77% on Amicability, higher than 93% of your peers.

  • Naivety Distribution

    They scored 68% on Naivety, higher than 84% of your peers.

  • Dateability Distribution

    They scored 71% on Dateability, higher than 79% of your peers.

All possible test results


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Myspace Girl

You've just copied your photos from myspace, haven't you? The same weird angles that make everyone look hot, a little photoshop effects, and kablaam, here you are, unoriginal as ever. You probably e... Read more

Chick with a Kid

Nothing wrong with bringing a child into this world. But do you have to be so forward with it? I mean, it takes a real man to enter into a relationship with a woman who already has children, and fra... Read more

The Vague Chick

Your self description probably starts out 'I hate these' or 'I can't sum myself up'. You probably did the minimal ammount of work, to the character, to fill that field in and not much else. And then... Read more

You talk to much.

Your profile is like ten freaking pages long, dear, no one is actually READING all that. No one here actually cares that much to read EVERYTHING YOU SAY. I bet you use the journal function... EVERY ... Read more

The Nice Girl

You are adorable, most likely. You say cute things and have a cute haircut and are idealistic and young and... Well, that's at least what your stalker thinks. And you probably have a dozen or so, t... Read more

Grammer Nazi

No one likes you. Correcting people's english does you no good and makes everyone feel inferior. But you like that don't you? And your high standards usually scare people away, but there's always t... Read more

Glamour Shots Girl

What, are you some sort of model or something? Why on earth are you on this website? People I'm sure are clamoring just to get a chance to sniff their fingers after being with you, so why are you he... Read more

Polyamorous Girl

Your a big beautiful something or other aren't you. You believe in free love and free religion and free spirits and... or is that just because you can't get a steady boyfriend? The promise of easy, ... Read more

Ren Girl

Do you ever get out of that old dress? You look like a maniac walking around in that, being a beer wench or whatever you do at those festivals. And chances are, you're dating below your level, as it... Read more

Old Maid

You've seen it all. And while the occasional 35+ on OKCupid is out of the ordinary, may I say it's a welcome addition. Older women have experience, they're able to hold an intellectual conversation,... Read more


Put the whip away. Why on earth is your kind so prevelent on this website? It seems like every other profile is some woman with a spike necklace begging for a new master. Well, best of luck to you,... Read more

Desperate Chick

Very similar to the overestimator, OKCupid just isn't for you. While you have options the overestimator doesn't, such as your pleas for free sex from random men actually get answered, there's just so... Read more

Gratuitous Cleavage

May I say I love you now? Or later, or perhaps a thousand times more? It is you, Cleavage girl, that makes OKCupid great. I always look forward to random quickmatching or just browsing profiles to f... Read more

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