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The Total Stranger!

You scored 34% arrogance, 44% ambiguity, 14% antisocial, and 45% relatability!

You don't come on too strong, yet can still let them know what you want. You're not too picky, so why?! Because you're boring to them. You have nothing in common. There is no way you can have a good time together. The human consciousness is nearly infinitely expandable and all living creatures are in a process of change. Your best bet, with this in mind, is to pick up some new hobbies and expand your personality to both enjoy life more and have something more to share with someone. For example learn to play an instrument, or a sport. Do you know how HOT musicians and athletes are and how much play they get? Exactly. They always have something to do, some story to tell, and a lot of people share their hobby, so there is a common point of interest to start from. You are almost perfect. Just live a little, ok? You have a lot to offer the world.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • arrogance Distribution

    They scored 34% on arrogance, higher than 68% of your peers.

  • ambiguity Distribution

    They scored 44% on ambiguity, higher than 70% of your peers.

  • antisocial Distribution

    They scored 14% on antisocial, higher than 1% of your peers.

  • relatability Distribution

    They scored 45% on relatability, higher than 32% of your peers.

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The Total Stranger!

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The Unlucky One!

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The High School Nerd

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The Misanthrope!

You just don't like anyone. Why do you even care if you don't have a date? Buy a toy. Everything will be fine. Or loosen up and lower your standards. Would you want to be judged for worth by someone l... Read more

The Wallflower!

You need to make conversation. Start somewhere, anywhere. Ask for directions and then discuss your destination. Ask what time it is and tell them why you're "soooo tired" or where you need to be later... Read more

The Cowardly Lion!

They don't know that you like them. You may think it's obvious, but it's not and this is where you blow it every time. You need to just tell him or her. Straight up in plain, blunt language. I have a ... Read more

The Serial Killer!

You lurk in a corner and lust resentfully after the object of your desire. You have limited understanding of them and compassion for them. You are probably unhappy in life. Why not first work on makin... Read more

The Cynic!

You are too pessimistic to make a move. Your lack of confidence results in a defensive exclusion of potential dates. You think you can't have it, so then you decide you didn't really want it anyway. S... Read more

The One-Track Mind!

You come on really strong, even if it's someone you don't know at all. You are most likely a club-haunter or barfly. Most people don't want to hook up with someone they have just met. You really need ... Read more

The Grizzly Bear!

Your date getting style is something close to mauling your prey to death. That is intimidtaing. While your confidence is enviable and admirable, you have to find a way to use it to your advantage. The... Read more

The Sleazeball!

Playa, you don't love them hos. What you might not know is that they know it and they don't love you either. Learn some manners. Rather than looking at your potential date as a toy, try seeing them as... Read more

The Creep!

You can charm them a little, until they figure out that you really don't like or respect them and that you are content to use them up until you are bored. Nobody wants that. Show some respect. Use wha... Read more

The Pervert!

You hang around, whether you are wanted or not and you don't say straight out what you're thinking, but they probably know. You are all about yourself in dating. You will need to go the friends-first ... Read more

The Opportunist!

You're pretty friendly, but you're probably just looking to suit your own purposes. Quit that. Try to just have fun in some other way, that everyone can enjoy and clip down that ego a bit. Try poking ... Read more

The Moron!

You want everything to fall into your lap, because you feel like you deserve it. You don't want to put any effort in, or think about anyone else. This will not work, which is why it hasn't worked up t... Read more

The card trick!

You can make conversation but you are really stuck on yourself. You see some of your potential date's personality, but you don't care.Pretend like they are the most special person in the world. Take o... Read more

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