The Satin Boxers
We've thrown you through the HelloQuizzy washing machine and hung your results out to dry. What's your result?
Slippery. Coy. Confident. Your signature underwear is THE SATIN BOXERS.
Of the entire boxer family, satins would be the least rational. After all, they pretty much make wearing a belt with your clothes mandatory, unless you want your pants to eventually slide down over your ankles. Then again, that has its advantages, too. As well as this, we reason that they suit your high level of confidence. Satin boxers aren't especially sexy - in fact, they're completely out of fashion and have been since the early 90s. Much like Gwen Stefani's incessant revival of all things 80s-glam, you might still have the self-assurance to manage wearing the all-too-visible satin boxer shorts well into the new millennium. Who cares about trends, anyway?
For the record, your female equivalent (also pictured above) is THE SINGLET. As in, the undergarment variety.
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