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Their result for The Who's Your Man??? Test ...

Joel Barish

You're attracted to:

Joely. You need someone artistic, sensitive, a little unkempt, and easy on the eyes without all that macho bullshit. Your man isn't afraid to make fun of himself.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Trad. Cuteness Distribution

    They scored 54% on Trad. Cuteness, higher than 12% of your peers.

  • Machismo Distribution

    They scored 43% on Machismo, higher than 23% of your peers.

  • Intellect/Art Distribution

    They scored 69% on Intellect/Art, higher than 85% of your peers.

  • Scruffiness Distribution

    They scored 65% on Scruffiness, higher than 83% of your peers.

All possible test results


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The Nerd

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The Chuck

Scruffy Rambo: you like to discover patches of hair in surprising places. To you, a manly man is a hairy man. Warning: may cause rash. Read more


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Working Class Hero

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Baby Face

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Oh! Gael!

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Young Paul McCartney

The clean-cut Paul is your man. Sweet and sappy in both appearance and song. You love those sad puppy dog eyes. You need someone who will honor your love in song or art and look damn good doing it. Read more

Joel Barish

Joely. You need someone artistic, sensitive, a little unkempt, and easy on the eyes without all that macho bullshit. Your man isn't afraid to make fun of himself. Read more

The Cap'n

Devastatingly handsome, always ready to take charge, and not afraid to rip his clothes. He's more in love with himself than you, but you make a nice accessory. Try the damsel in distress routine to fi... Read more

That OC Douche

Benjamin whatever is your man. Cute, shaggy, and a tiny bit meatheaded--that's how you like 'em. Intelligent conversation isn't exactly on your list of priorities. You suck. Read more

Harry Potter

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Renaissance Man

The George. The Cloonmeister. This is your all-in-one package. Charm to the max, tough, rugged, with a sly intelligence. You find it easy to look past poor acting when gazing into those dark eyes. *... Read more

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