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The White Knight

42% Curiosity, 16% Madness and 23% Energy!

`How can you go on talking so quietly, head downwards?' Alice asked, as she dragged him out by the feet, and laid him in a heap on the bank.

The Knight looked surprised at the question. `What does it matter where my body happens to be?' he said. `My mind goes on working all the same. In fact, the more head-downwards I am, the more I keep inventing new things.'

`Now the cleverest thing of the sort that I ever did,' he went on after a pause, `was inventing a new pudding during the meat-course.'

`In time to have it cooked for the next course?' said Alice. `Well, that was quick work, certainly!'

`Well, not the next course,' the Knight said in a slow thoughtful tone: `no, certainly not the next course.'

`Then it would have to be the next day. I suppose you wouldn't have two pudding-courses in one dinner?'

`Well, not the next day,' the Knight repeated as before: `not the next day. In fact,' he went on, holding his head down, and his voice getting lower and lower, `I don't believe that pudding ever was cooked! In fact, I don't believe that pudding ever will be cooked! And yet it was a very clever pudding to invent.'

[...] Alice could only look puzzled: she was thinking of the pudding.

`You are sad,' the Knight said in an anxious tone: `let me sing you a song to comfort you.'

`Is it very long?' Alice asked, for she had heard a good deal of poetry that day.

`It's long,' said the Knight, `but it's very, very beautiful. Everybody that hears me sing it -- either it brings the tears into their eyes, or else --'

`Or else what?' said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause.

`Or else it doesn't, you know.’


A rather mild-mannered and lesser-known inhabitant of Wonderland, you are the White Knight. You are knowledgeable about many things, but you prefer reading books to exploring foreign lands or meeting new people. You're probably a bit of a loner...but at least you're smart.


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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Curiosity Distribution

    They scored 42% on Curiosity, higher than 42% of your peers.

  • Madness Distribution

    They scored 16% on Madness, higher than 13% of your peers.

  • Energy Distribution

    They scored 23% on Energy, higher than 53% of your peers.

  • Boringness Distribution

    They scored 30% on Boringness, higher than 79% of your peers.

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