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Army officer

You scored 43 seamanship, 58 leadership, 44 debauchery, and 34 cruelty!

You would do fine as a commander of ground troops, but don't get on a boat or you'll get your ass handed to you. No, really, stay away.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • seamanship Distribution

    They scored 43% on seamanship, higher than 11% of your peers.

  • leadership Distribution

    They scored 58% on leadership, higher than 64% of your peers.

  • debauchery Distribution

    They scored 44% on debauchery, higher than 14% of your peers.

  • cruelty Distribution

    They scored 34% on cruelty, higher than 41% of your peers.

All possible test results

Land Lubber!

If you even got too close to a boat you'd puke all over yourself! You couldn't find water in fish bowl. Go breed camels or something. Read more

Scurvy lubber

You may beat up on your little brother, but one day at sea and you'd be crying for your mommy! Where are you from, the Sahara? Keep looking at pictures of boats, but don't get near one. Read more

Filthy lubber

You need to crawl your way back to the whorehouse and forget about the sea. One day on a boat and you would be humping a barrel of molasses. Stay where the drinks flow and you can pay people to say ho... Read more

Psycho lubber

You have all of the attitude to be a pirate henchman, but none of the skill. You are totally useless on deck. Say away from the sea and become a highwayman instead. Read more

Army officer

You would do fine as a commander of ground troops, but don't get on a boat or you'll get your ass handed to you. No, really, stay away. Read more


You can get people to follow you, but then they wish they hadn't. You suck at sea, you know nothing of the finer things in life, and you are confused when you fail miserably to generate morale in your... Read more

The Cool Sergant

You are the guy the troops call when they get busted in town on leave and need someone to post bail without chewing their ass too badly. You are a good leader and you know how to have a good time, but... Read more

Ship Sergeon

Your main interests in life were never the sea, it just turned out to be the best place to pursue them considering you had already been kicked out of your hometown for preforming all of those unnecess... Read more

Royal Navy Recruit.

You would make a fine seaman aboard a ship of the line in His Majesty's Navy. You never do anything untoward, your socks and skivvies are always arranged neatly in a row, and you are aways in your rac... Read more

Creepy Ship's Gunner

You get to shoot big guns at other ships for a living and you love it. You take it to such an extreme in fact that the other seamen give you a wide berth in the corridors. You named your cannon after ... Read more


You are one of the most respected members of the crew. You are not an officer because you find it too restricting, not to mention you enjoy your work and your time off way too much to let real respons... Read more


You lack the leadership to ever be Captain, but you managed to buy your way high enough to avoid any real work. When discipline must be doled out, you are the "Bad Guy" since no one really likes you a... Read more

Second Leiutennant

You're playing it straight because you are bucking for promotion. One day however, you may find yourself pressed onto a pirate ship where you'll have to learn to loosen up a bit and enjoy yourself. Yo... Read more

First Mate

You have what it takes to be Captain, but the men don't favor you quite enough. You appear too straight laced and serious to most of them, but really you are just watching out for your Captain whilst ... Read more

Galley Chief

You have what it takes to be Captain, but you also know how heavy the responsibility is. Therefore you have chosen to be the cook. You get all of the power, with none of the headache. You can boss aro... Read more

Ship's Captain

You are a faithful hand before the mast, the men favor you, the women swoon for you, and your enemies fear you. You are undoubtedly Pirate material. You would have a short but illustrious career and w... Read more

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