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Their result for The Villains' OKCupid Test ...

Strong Bad

Your responses indicate that you are 64% Innately Evil and 36% Machiavellian!

Capers, torturing the innocent, grand larceny and... grammar? You fancy yourself the go-to guy for all things good and awesome, like burnination and jumbles. And the ladies can't help but be all up ons. You probably have impeccable abs, cloits and dloits, but try to be up before noon, at least on weekdays. You were born a baddie, but not the big bad, as you might like to think. You are sure to find, in an alter ego, someone who is really nice at heart and, for whom your devious machinations would likely be interpreted as an attempt to include him in the fun.

For your partner in crime: look to a Stewie, a Q, or a The Joker.

Always avoid: Edward 'Longshanks'. He'd just throw you out a window.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Innately Evil Distribution

    They scored 64% on Innately Evil, higher than 87% of your peers.

  • Machiavellian Distribution

    They scored 36% on Machiavellian, higher than 13% of your peers.

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