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Hurricane Humberto

You scored 42 alignment, 33 paradoxicality, and 46 sentience!

Congratulations, you are Hurricane Humberto! A powerful force of devastating simplicity, you would forever change people's lives if only you would stop putzing around a thousand miles from humanity. Don't be content to be ignored by others! Rock their worlds and blow their minds!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • alignment Distribution

    They scored 42% on alignment, higher than 16% of your peers.

  • paradoxicality Distribution

    They scored 33% on paradoxicality, higher than 26% of your peers.

  • sentience Distribution

    They scored 46% on sentience, higher than 2% of your peers.

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