"D'y'wanna know what?" You're annoying. You're not cute. Get off of me, you're not cute.
If you're a guy, you're a drunk-ass girl. You're convinced that you're not only completely hot and sexy, but that everything you do is awesome, profound, and relevant to everyone. But let me tell you something: they're laughing AT you, not with you.
If you're a girl, you're a drunk-ass girl. You're convinced that you're not only completely hot, but that those panties you wear that read "SEXY", actually are. The only guy who will sleep with you is one whose desire to get laid outweighs his frustration listening to you all night.
The best course of action is to keep your pants on and your mouth shut. WE DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT.
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