The Maladjusted, Incredibly Ageist Impurity Test
Their result for The Maladjusted, Incredibly Ageist Impurity Test ...
You are 54% non-virgin.
For Testing Addicts: Below are the cutesy categories that correspond to your level of non-virginity.
25% to 0% Non-Virgin = "Shirley Temple"
50% to 26% Non-Virgin = "Near Beer"
75% to 51% Non-Virgin = "Fuzzy Navel"
100% to 76% Non-Virgin - "Sex on the Beach"
FOR BLATHER ADDICTS:
The Deep Hidden Innermeaning of your test is, like Shirley McLaine, you resemble a flying nun, but you are not a flying nun, you are some older "experienced" lady who has had multiple orgasms, especially if you count all those past lifetimes, in which you had many, many lovers, especially since you were Cleopatra, Caligula, and Mata Hari, also with all of that reincarnating, obviously you have been with many men and women, and been a man, and been a woman, possibly some lower-life forms, not all of whom procreate using sex.
(Kudos to leopardgrrl for being the first one to notice that Sally Fields is the one who actually plays the Flying Nun. :P) If you get the joke, feel free to email me about it.
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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 54% on non-virgin, higher than 9% of your peers.
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