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Difficult to Place

You scored 3 Me-ness, 2 ability to bore, 0 hippy quotient, and 1 assholishness!

You are oddly complex, and my attempt to fit you into one of four categories has failed. Congratulations!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Me-ness Distribution

    They scored 3% on Me-ness, higher than 59% of your peers.

  • ability to bore Distribution

    They scored 2% on ability to bore, higher than 52% of your peers.

  • hippy quotient Distribution

    They scored 0% on hippy quotient, higher than 10% of your peers.

  • assholishness Distribution

    They scored 1% on assholishness, higher than 11% of your peers.

All possible test results

Difficult to Place

You are oddly complex, and my attempt to fit you into one of four categories has failed. Congratulations! Read more


You are an asshole. You make children cry, and pets defecate on themselves to improve the smell. You should probably consider suicide. Just try not to make a big deal out of it you damn drama queen... Read more


Dude. Like, TOTALLY. Read more

Republican Hippie

You are a very confused person. Read more


You're the kind of boring, bland, large necked guy who walks up to his friends at bars and grabs their arm while slapping them on the back of their shoulder and bellowing "DUDE!" Just not hugging the... Read more

Scum of the Earth

Words fail me. Read more


You're not just a hippie, you're a really boring one. You poor, poor soul. Read more


You're everything but cool. Please stay as far away from me as I stay from The Captain and Tenille (i.e, very) Read more


Please message me, and we can skip through fields of flowers together while staring dreamily into eachother's eyes. Or just, y'know, hang out. Read more

Bitchy Me

No, god no! Read more

Lazy me

Almost there, but not quite. Lay off the peace signs. Read more

Why, God?

Well, you're lots of things, but not boring. However, I hate you anyway. Read more

Aww nuts.

You're like me, but a boring version. So close, and yet so far. Read more


Smoke more weed. Read more

Weed purveyor

Please sell me weed. Then stay the fuck away from me. Read more

Impossible Score

This is an impossible score. Read more

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