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Tiffany Aching

You scored 46% snark, 19% bad-assitude, 35% guts, and 29% nerdhood! (And if this doesn't add up to 100%, blame OKCupid, not me.)

Tiffany Aching is a young (11 years old in The Wee Free Men) witch apprentice currently taught by Granny Weatherwax. She grew up in the lowlands, in a sheep-grazing region known as The Chalk. She has a small brother Wentworth, two older sisters Hannah and Fastidia and the most important person in her life was her grandmother Granny Aching. Tiffany's talent was discovered by an itinerant witch and teacher, Miss Tick, who was really surprised, because everybody knows that good witches cannot grow on chalk. She is seen as not unlike Granny Weatherwax as a "gel". She is serious and literal like Granny but unlike Granny she is still learning fast (Granny's learned a lot but she'd say she's learning faster).

Tiffany is hag to the local Nac Mac Feegle, the local clan of Pictsies, who have fought with her through a few run-ins with other-dimensional entities (i.e. the "Quin", oops, sorry, that's the "Queen", Granny Weatherwax's nemesis).

Tiffany appears in the Tiffany Series which plays on the main continent of the Discworld.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • snark Distribution

    They scored 46% on snark, higher than 80% of your peers.

  • basassitude Distribution

    They scored 19% on basassitude, higher than 25% of your peers.

  • guts Distribution

    They scored 35% on guts, higher than 42% of your peers.

  • nerdhood Distribution

    They scored 29% on nerdhood, higher than 18% of your peers.

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