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Their result for The Next Life Test ...

House Cat

You scored 33% Kindness and 6% Idiocy!

Well, it could be worse. In your next life you'll probably be a house cat. You're nice enough (when you want to be), and sharp as a tack (although you often use your intelligence for evil). While this isn't so bad, you could stand to be a little friendlier, and not just when it suits you. Try to resist your urges to lash out at people once in a while.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Kindness Distribution

    They scored 33% on Kindness, higher than 5% of your peers.

  • Idiocy Distribution

    They scored 6% on Idiocy, higher than 0% of your peers.

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