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Their result for The MAN Test ...

Good Guy

You scored 57% Testosterone, 65% Charisma, 64% Sexiness, and 29% Intelligence!

You have a realistic sense of your masculinity. You're charming and know what you're doing in bed. You might want to try learning more about science, literature, or history. Having an informed conversation is just another way to be a man.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Testosterone Distribution

    They scored 57% on Testosterone, higher than 83% of your peers.

  • Charisma Distribution

    They scored 65% on Charisma, higher than 60% of your peers.

  • Sexiness Distribution

    They scored 64% on Sexiness, higher than 36% of your peers.

  • Intelligence Distribution

    They scored 29% on Intelligence, higher than 17% of your peers.

All possible test results


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Dirty Cletus

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Clumsy Romeo

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Manly Man

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