Please consider reading the thesis of David Levy about Love, Marriage and Sex with Robots. This enlightening book suggest that, despite appearances, there is hope for you to have a fulfilling sex life. In the far future.
Consider: The pig, sex shops, robots.
Avoid: The others, for their own good.
Explaination of the variables. You are:
Sweet: If you like to do sweet things, and care for your partner.
Playful: If you are imaginative and like to play together with your partner.
Fearless: If you like to try new things and you are not afraid of what people think about you.
Dominant: If you take the lead most of the time. Note that this comments only apply to sexuality. You might be a very charming person. But definitely not in a bed.
Have a look at the animals that you could have been:
The big cock
The nasty kitten
The fluffy bunny
The panda bear
The pink pantheress
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