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You’re a pretty stupid thing. Who wants to be hoarfrost? Most people don’t even know what hoarfrost is. What’s the point in being droplets of frozen dew upon grass or bush leaves? You only exist for a few hours and by the time the sun has risen 13 degrees into the sky, you’re toast. Hoartoast? See, only you would come up with something as dumb as “hoartoast.” Listen, you’re probably not a bad person. I’m sure you have many redeeming qualities that most decent portions of citizenry would find charming. But you truly don’t see yourself in the same way others see you. Have you ever been walking through the mall and spotted some girl wearing a Buffy the Vampire Slayer t-shirt? You want to slap their face and tell her how ridiculous she look. But you can’t, because freedom of expression blah blah dumb. Well, that girl is you. You’re hoarfrost, for Thor’s sake! Grow up already.

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