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Their result for The What Is Your Lame Superpower Test ...


You scored 0 EgoOther, -4 MindBody, 0 Element!

Your power is Mucus-Pocus. Here's its definition:

mu-cus-po-cus (myÅÅ'kÉspoukÉs) n.

1. A late 19th century product meant to be the nostril equivalent of a long cigarette holder.

2. The ability to sneeze at will.

Definition 2 applies to you.


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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • EgoOther Distribution

    They scored 0% on EgoOther, higher than 45% of your peers.

  • MindBody Distribution

    They scored -4% on MindBody, higher than 10% of your peers.

  • Element Distribution

    They scored 0% on Element, higher than 48% of your peers.

  • UltraCoolBonus Distribution

    They scored -1% on UltraCoolBonus, higher than 73% of your peers.

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