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Their result for The "How classy are you?" Test ...

Petty Criminal

You scored

You know what you want, and you know how to get away with it. Your only class lies in your ability to keep your mouth shut. In the meantime, the rest of us just want to know: Why were you after those Cracker Jack treats in the first place?

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Consideration Distribution

    They scored 135% on Consideration, higher than 8% of your peers.

  • Discretion Distribution

    They scored 140% on Discretion, higher than 60% of your peers.

  • Taste Distribution

    They scored 160% on Taste, higher than 61% of your peers.

  • Accomplishment Distribution

    They scored 170% on Accomplishment, higher than 59% of your peers.

All possible test results

Social Detritus

Don't feel bad: The standards for true class are very high. Of course, if you weren't so selfish, indiscreet, trashy, and inexperienced, you might stand a better chance of pulling yourself up by you... Read more

Prima Donna

Your curriculum vitae may be as bold as your nicknames for the waitstaff, but that doesn't make you classy. You're just an adventurer with bad taste and no discipline, determined to bend us all to yo... Read more

Art Student

You might have a grain of good taste under all those mawkish, self-centered brush strokes, but you're going to have to reign yourself in and get some real experience before you can claim to be classy. Read more

Cultural Maven

You are an authority on class, as long as we're discussing other people. You have excellent taste, based on practical experience. You just prefer to use it exclusively for your own benefit. Read more

Petty Criminal

You know what you want, and you know how to get away with it. Your only class lies in your ability to keep your mouth shut. In the meantime, the rest of us just want to know: Why were you after tho... Read more

Classy Broad

You've got it made. Living by your own rules under the very noses of those people who might frown on your indiscretions if they ever found out. But what they don't know won't hurt them! Read more

Social Climber

You're highly sensitive to matters of class; after all, it is your primary goal in life -- and you're almost there! In ten years, with a little luck, a few intercontinental flights, and a little more... Read more


Dahling, you're simply oozing with class. If you would just set down your cigarette lighter and take a look at the other people who inhabit this earth once in a while, we could call you truly classy. Read more

Sorority Girl

Class doesn't just from putting other people first. Sometimes you also have to show good taste -- the kind that comes from dipping your toes in the deep end of life. Read more


You are the hooker with the heart of gold. The retired grandpa who finds a second, rakish youth in the nursing home. Maybe you haven't learned to keep a secret, and maybe your standards are lower th... Read more

Prom Queen

You might have the look and the tender heart, but really it's all just words. Step out of your safety zone and you might grow up classy. Read more


Sure, you might know what's best. But that doesn't make it okay to TALK about it all the time. Your nametag and your traveling salesmanship are the only things standing between you and true class. Read more

Good Old Boy

You are a big fish in a small pond. Sure, you take care of the people around you with a certain amount of tact, but there's a whole world out there of which you are entirely ignorant. Broaden your h... Read more


Practically perfect in every way -- except for those ridiculous plaid jumpers and those garishly embroidered vests. Read more

Mama's Boy

Sweet and innocent, you have inherent class that manifests itself in your relationships with others and in the way you shape your own environment. A few more brushes with reality is all it will take ... Read more

True Gentleman

Congratulations! You are the epitome of class! Read more

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