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The Alcoholic

Your alcoholism index is %

Hemingway was a brutal alcoholic, yet surprisingly productive. But the bad news: he's dead and it appears you, too, have a serious drinking problem. While this test is for entertainment only (LOL, haha, etc.), we do recommend you have yourself checked out. Checked in. Whatever. Please don't drink and drive.

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The Straight Edge

function drawScore(perc) { leftcell = Math.round(3 + perc*370/100); rightcell = 376-leftcell; document.write("table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=376 height=39 backgroun... Read more

The Party-er

function drawScore(perc) { leftcell = Math.round(3 + perc*370/100); rightcell = 376-leftcell; document.write("table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=376 height=39 backgroun... Read more

The Buzz Hunter

function drawScore(perc) { leftcell = Math.round(3 + perc*370/100); rightcell = 376-leftcell; document.write("table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=376 height=39 backgroun... Read more

The Alcoholic

function drawScore(perc) { leftcell = Math.round(3 + perc*370/100); rightcell = 376-leftcell; document.write("table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=376 height=39 backgroun... Read more

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