# The Alcoholism Test

Their result for The Alcoholism Test ...

## The Straight Edge

alcy=###;

Your alcoholism index is %

Great news! You drink alcohol sometimes or not at all, and you stay under control. Some people think it's kind of lame, but holy cow, you know how to have a good time anyway. You are The Straight Edge. You are not an alcoholic. If you're under 21 the author's very proud of you. If not, you might need to loosen up a tad.

This test is not admissable in court.

### Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

• They scored 23% on alcoholism, higher than 34% of your peers.

## All possible test results

### The Straight Edge

function drawScore(perc) { leftcell = Math.round(3 + perc*370/100); rightcell = 376-leftcell; document.write("table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=376 height=39 backgroun... Read more

### The Party-er

function drawScore(perc) { leftcell = Math.round(3 + perc*370/100); rightcell = 376-leftcell; document.write("table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=376 height=39 backgroun... Read more

### The Buzz Hunter

function drawScore(perc) { leftcell = Math.round(3 + perc*370/100); rightcell = 376-leftcell; document.write("table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=376 height=39 backgroun... Read more

### The Alcoholic

function drawScore(perc) { leftcell = Math.round(3 + perc*370/100); rightcell = 376-leftcell; document.write("table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=376 height=39 backgroun... Read more

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