# The Alcoholism Test

Their result for The Alcoholism Test ...

## The Buzz Hunter

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Just shy of having a problem, you are The Buzz Hunter. Either you drink a little bit a lot of the time, or a lotta bit a little of the time. And you love getting trashed, but mainly it's a social thing. So you don't have an addiction that we know of. You should watch yourself, however. Many of your kind calm down from hunting buzz in their later years -- only to hunt other shit like crack or children. Walk the line.

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### Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

• They scored 60% on alcoholism, higher than 94% of your peers.

## All possible test results

### The Straight Edge

function drawScore(perc) { leftcell = Math.round(3 + perc*370/100); rightcell = 376-leftcell; document.write("table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=376 height=39 backgroun... Read more

### The Party-er

function drawScore(perc) { leftcell = Math.round(3 + perc*370/100); rightcell = 376-leftcell; document.write("table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=376 height=39 backgroun... Read more

### The Buzz Hunter

function drawScore(perc) { leftcell = Math.round(3 + perc*370/100); rightcell = 376-leftcell; document.write("table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=376 height=39 backgroun... Read more

### The Alcoholic

function drawScore(perc) { leftcell = Math.round(3 + perc*370/100); rightcell = 376-leftcell; document.write("table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 width=376 height=39 backgroun... Read more

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