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Straight A's Alco

You scored 32% Alcoholism, 100% Motivation, 37% Stonerism, and 83% Studentism!

Beer before study sir? do you think that's wise? Damn right...you'll take that beer and youll drink it...and if it spills on that end of term paper so be it...cos you'll finish that paper if it kills you or makes you dead...gurrrr!!!! maybe chilling out for a day or two would be a good thing..think about it...

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Alcoholism Distribution

    They scored 32% on Alcoholism, higher than 39% of your peers.

  • Motivation Distribution

    They scored 100% on Motivation, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • Stonerism Distribution

    They scored 37% on Stonerism, higher than 55% of your peers.

  • Studentism Distribution

    They scored 83% on Studentism, higher than 96% of your peers.

All possible test results

Lazy Boy

You dont really do much do ya? And you call yourself a student... Even if you spent your whole life with your nose in your books you might have some hope!! The nerds have no time for you and the part... Read more

Goody two-shoes

You like being a good girl /boy dont ya? I recommend you get out more...screw the books...have some fun...get motivated and get out of those books...NERD Read more

Classic waster

You'll never win a beer drinking contest but what you lack in alcoholism you make up for with your laid back ways... Remember...the way of the student is the way of the couch potato...keep your study... Read more

Clever Waster

You do like your classes but still have time to get out and have fun...chill out a bit and you could achieve greatness as a stoner among the masses Get thee to a bar and get thee laid...so mote it be Read more

Little go go

Well you're all go and nothing to show for it....it's one thing being enthusiastic about stuff and things, but if you dont to anything with this get-up-and-go attitude you'll wnd up very tired and ver... Read more

Energizer Bunny

Well arent you just a big rosy barrel of joy? Eh,No...you need to get out more....or just stay in more with a good bag of weed or a few beers...its all fun and games gettin those A's but there's mor... Read more

Vroom vroom stoner

you need to decide if you want to dedicate your life to helping the homeless or helping make an assgroove chill out dude...get wasted again man...have a beer....life can be sweet!! Read more

Gee Wizz

You seem to be torn between rolling a fat one and writing a history paper...dude...chill out...im sure you can think of some interesting ways of doing that... "pass the Dutchie to the left hand side!... Read more

The Alco-pop

There is more to life than beer...you do know that dont you? Like, dont get me wrong...i love drinking as much as the next student but no one likes a drunken hussy just kiddding, but have some more ... Read more

Drunken einstein

You like to beer, yet you like to do nerdy things...thats nice...interesting WRONG...no self respecting student bum should ever spend so much valuable time in their books...theres a big bad world out... Read more

Stoner Ghandi

you have achieved greatness among stoners and drunks...your god is happy to achieve greater wonderfulness be a little more motivated in life...get off that chair and get those beers in... you have r... Read more

Waster Dude

You have reached a place in life where others wish they could be...it is possible to party all weekend and still get good grades The Gods smile down upon you...even though you're far to blasted to do... Read more

Beer Runner

Well, what can i say...what you lack in smarts, you make up for in usefullness Fetch a beer...ok dude... you may not graduate from college but you will always be remembered in that sacred place in o... Read more

Straight A's Alco

Beer before study sir? do you think that's wise? Damn right...you'll take that beer and youll drink it...and if it spills on that end of term paper so be it...cos you'll finish that paper if it kills... Read more

Who needs braincells

The herd of buffalo are only as fast as the quickest buffalo...kill off the slow ones and they go faster not so with braincells im afraid...but thats ok...you have achieved a state of studentism whic... Read more

The Perfect Student

You understand the need to drink beer, party and get laid...yet you still find the energy to get around and go to class the only problem with you is your grades too damn high dude... no self respec... Read more

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