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World of Warcraft?

You scored 28% fantasy-dweller, 46% technological, 25% subculture-snob, and 18% poindexterish!

Of all sixteen categories, yours is the one most likely to be addicted to Halo, World of Warcraft, or some computer RPG.

My advice to you: keep in mind that many of the activities you participate in can cause blindness.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • fantasy-dweller Distribution

    They scored 28% on fantasy-dweller, higher than 53% of your peers.

  • technological Distribution

    They scored 46% on technological, higher than 90% of your peers.

  • subculture-snob Distribution

    They scored 25% on subculture-snob, higher than 57% of your peers.

  • poindexterish Distribution

    They scored 18% on poindexterish, higher than 16% of your peers.

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