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John Keynes

You scored 47% Submission, 63% Kinkyness, and 71% Rationality!

Bisexual who revolutionized economic theory. Famed economist John Keynes is the man for you. Economics is just figuring out who gets what [in bed]. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Keynes)

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Sex Distribution

    They scored 50% on Sex, higher than 55% of your peers.

  • Submission Distribution

    They scored 47% on Submission, higher than 61% of your peers.

  • Kinkyness Distribution

    They scored 63% on Kinkyness, higher than 60% of your peers.

  • Rationality Distribution

    They scored 71% on Rationality, higher than 64% of your peers.

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Vincent Van Gogh

You want a man who is willing to do things for you, isn't too uppity but is still about to feel. Vincent Van Gogh is the man for you. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Van_Gogh) Read more

Oscar Wilde

Who better for you than the creative, eclectic, and only convicted of buggery once Oscar Wilde? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde) Read more


Want an creative man, who is in to different things, but is willing to share in the personal sphere? I knew you did. Michelangelo is right for you. Read more

John Keynes

Bisexual who revolutionized economic theory. Famed economist John Keynes is the man for you. Economics is just figuring out who gets what [in bed]. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Keynes) Read more

Atilla the Hun

You want someone who is willing to take charge, do what needs to be done, isn't too weird and isn't a robot. That's why Atilla the Hun is the dude for you. Besides, who else gets to ride on elephants ... Read more


Pinnacle of Rationality and social structure (he knows your place) set the policies of China for thousands of years. Confusious is one for you. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confusious) Read more

Winston Churchill

A strong willed statesman who wouldn't turn down a party. Just look at him, doesn't he look like the life of the party? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill) Read more

Julius Caesar

Strong, bisexual, and a military and political genuis. What's not to like? Seriously, being the top lover of Julius Caesar would be pretty good, so long as you're not brutus. (http://en.wikipedia.org/... Read more

Mary Shelly

The smart author Mary Shelly is your perfect match, you both understand the value of emotion, and she also understands that not everyone is meant to be incharge (she wrote Frankenstein because her hus... Read more

Ada Lovelace

Ada Lovelace, daughter of Lord Byron and the first computer programer. Pretty, smart and very good at math and language. She however wasn't above being a mother and a wife. That's why she matches you ... Read more

Maya Angelo

What can I say? I'd think you'd really dig her poety, wit, and overall coolness. Read more

Elizabeth the 1st

Who better as a sparing partner than Queen Elizabeth the 1st. She's smart, pretty, and sure you would never get to marry her, and you'd have to hide your affair from spies, but doesn't that just make ... Read more

Abigail Adams

The mother of feminism, Abigail Adams knew what was right and was passionate about the pursuit of it. Doesn't that sound like your kinda woman? Plus, she's a cutie. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiga... Read more

Marie Curie

She discovered several new elements, and won the nobel prize. She was sure in work, and in herself. Also, she's the woman for you. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Curie) Read more

Joan of Arc

Inspired by God to defeat the English. Joan of Arc commanded the French dressed as a man. Doesn't that sound like your future wife? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_of_Arc) Read more

Jane Austen

The witty and brilliant author Jane Austen's books are loved still today. She's funny, fun, and strong-willed. Isn't that your kind of women? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Austen) Read more

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