You're a vampire Elder - cunning, powerful and highly manipulative. No one survives as long as you in the World of Darkness unless they're willing to be ruthless and crush those that stand in their way. You're very good at crushing. And eviscerating. Probably mutilating as well, though it depends on your inclinations. You're probably amazing in many things you do.
However, people probably find you a bit too frightening and intense, and think that your morals are misplaced. Of course, you know exactly where your morals are - you left them in your crypt, along with your understanding of the modern world. Maybe it's time to enjoy the present for a while - it might help fight the ennui that's continually pushing you towards towards longer and longer naps.
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