The Wise Caretaker
The happiness and well-being of your people is the sole reason for your existence. Every waking moment is dedicated to the betterment of the populace. You abhore war and promote peace wherever you go. Your goal is to help as many people as you can obtain happiness before you pass on to the next life...
...and you secretly pray that in your next life, you'll be allowed to eat some fuckin cheeseburgers, for cryin out loud. "Do you see these ribs? Do you?!"
Your people love you. They celebrate your birthday as a national holiday every year. They also rub your head for good luck at every town you travel to. Your country's economy won't grow very fast, but that's probably because everybody stops work at 2 in the afternoon for "meditation hour."
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