You are the NURSE SHARK. Inasmuch as you have a personality at all, your big claim to fame is you're closely RELATED to some very dangerous and interesting personality types. For instance, nurse sharks include homicidal manics who can't stand the sight of the dead, masochists who pass out from paper cuts, and sociopaths who couldn't sell ice cream in Hell.
Still-- at least you have a jaw. That's... Well, hey! A jaw is a jaw! Just try singing 99 Bottles of Beer On The Wall without one.
SEEK: soft food and the people who make it. (For instance, consider life in England-- there are plenty of people out there who consider boiled sprouts a delicacy.) AVOID: anyone and anything that can fight back.
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain, Cuckoo's Nestmate, Meaningless Advice, Second From the Left, Quiet Horror, Naked Mole Rat, Iceberg Hidden in the Fog, Incomplete Tarot Deck, Dead Houseplant, Mistuned TV, Burned Out, Zombie Flamingo, Nurse Shark, Paper Cup, Lamprey, Pyroclastic Flow, Cassandra, Sphinx, Futility, Coleocanth, The Star! (MV), Swamp Island, PANIC!!1!, Lone Freeway Shoe, Bad Tattoo, Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning.
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