You are the UNNECESSARY HEIMLICH MANEUVER. Sure, if it had actually been a crisis, you would have been a hero-- but as it stands, you're just an embarassment.
SEEK: people who don't know a hell of a lot about their own bodies. AVOID: lawyers.
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