You are MEANINGLESS ADVICE. You are the I Ching hexagram with all the lines moving and half the pages gone from the book. You are the answer "Soda water will get that out" to the question of "What is the meaning of life?" Even when you're correct, you're not relevant.
SEEK: people much younger and/or dumber than you are. AVOID: anyone with a good memory.
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain, Cuckoo's Nestmate, Meaningless Advice, Second From the Left, Quiet Horror, Naked Mole Rat, Iceberg Hidden in the Fog, Incomplete Tarot Deck, Dead Houseplant, Mistuned TV, Burned Out, Zombie Flamingo, Nurse Shark, Paper Cup, Lamprey, Pyroclastic Flow, Cassandra, Sphinx, Futility, Coleocanth, The Star! (MV), Swamp Island, PANIC!!1!, Lone Freeway Shoe, Bad Tattoo, Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning.
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