Their result for The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test ...
Nightmare scales: Panic: 56%. Dread: 50%. Lampreys: 31%.
You are the SWAMP ISLAND. Kind of like a desert island, but with rain and plenty of springs. Basically, you're a glob of mud sitting in the middle of the ocean. (The reason you have such a low lamprey count is the leeches crowded them out.)
You are lush and fertile... but whiffing of decay and home to clouds of gnats. On the other hand, to a drowning man, you look like paradise. Capitalize on that.
SEEK: rebounders. AVOID: loggers.
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain, Cuckoo's Nestmate, Meaningless Advice, Second From the Left, Quiet Horror, Naked Mole Rat, Iceberg Hidden in the Fog, Incomplete Tarot Deck, Dead Houseplant, Mistuned TV, Burned Out, Zombie Flamingo, Nurse Shark, Paper Cup, Lamprey, Pyroclastic Flow, Cassandra, Sphinx, Futility, Coleocanth, The Star! (MV), Swamp Island, PANIC!!1!, Lone Freeway Shoe, Bad Tattoo, Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 56% on panic, higher than 70% of your peers.
They scored 50% on dread, higher than 48% of your peers.
They scored 31% on lampreys, higher than 4% of your peers.
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