Their result for The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test ...
Lone Freeway Shoe
Nightmare scales: Panic: 69%. Dread: 50%. Lampreys: 75%.
You are the LONE FREEWAY SHOE. Nobody can figure out why you're sitting there all alone, how you got there, or how to go about finding your mate. Oh, and you're fading in the sun. When it rains, you grow mold.
SEEK: another Lone Freeway Shoe. You're not going to match, and you'll each go to the grave dreaming about the One True Mate you never found. On the other hand, you two can have some good times in between-- at least until some convict landfills you. AVOID: snowplows.
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain, Cuckoo's Nestmate, Meaningless Advice, Second From the Left, Quiet Horror, Naked Mole Rat, Iceberg Hidden in the Fog, Incomplete Tarot Deck, Dead Houseplant, Mistuned TV, Burned Out, Zombie Flamingo, Nurse Shark, Paper Cup, Lamprey, Pyroclastic Flow, Cassandra, Sphinx, Futility, Coleocanth, The Star! (MV), Swamp Island, PANIC!!1!, Lone Freeway Shoe, Bad Tattoo, Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 69% on panic, higher than 93% of your peers.
They scored 50% on dread, higher than 48% of your peers.
They scored 75% on lampreys, higher than 99% of your peers.
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