Their result for The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test ...
Nightmare scales: Panic: 56%. Dread: 56%. Lampreys: 56%.
You are the ILLEGIBLE WARNING. You are the yellow road sign reading SKORF over an icon of a bongo drum. You are shreds of the label left on the vial that read "Do not take with ta--". You are the hazmat code symbol that either means "Instant flaming death" or "May cause strawberry-flavored belches" depending on which way up it is.
This is why people are REALLY NERVOUS when you're around-- even though you're probably nothing to worry about.
SEEK: thrill-seekers, people bad at math. AVOID: finding out the hard way what they're afraid you might be.
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain, Cuckoo's Nestmate, Meaningless Advice, Second From the Left, Quiet Horror, Naked Mole Rat, Iceberg Hidden in the Fog, Incomplete Tarot Deck, Dead Houseplant, Mistuned TV, Burned Out, Zombie Flamingo, Nurse Shark, Paper Cup, Lamprey, Pyroclastic Flow, Cassandra, Sphinx, Futility, Coleocanth, The Star! (MV), Swamp Island, PANIC!!1!, Lone Freeway Shoe, Bad Tattoo, Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 56% on panic, higher than 70% of your peers.
They scored 56% on dread, higher than 71% of your peers.
They scored 56% on lampreys, higher than 71% of your peers.
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