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Their result for The Hideous Pet Personality Test ...


You are 24% ferocious, 39% speedy, 43% curious

So you're a good person; everyone likes a kitten! You don't pick fights, and sometimes you question authority. But for the most part you let other people make decisions in your life when you should be the one taking that initiative (darn you turltle!). Try to up your pace a bit, parakeets have a lot more integrity than you realize; you'd be surprised just how much you can accomplish.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • ferocity Distribution

    They scored 24% on ferocity, higher than 26% of your peers.

  • velocity Distribution

    They scored 39% on velocity, higher than 43% of your peers.

  • curiosity Distribution

    They scored 43% on curiosity, higher than 32% of your peers.

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