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You are a Syreen

17 Businesslike, 56 Careful, 50 Environmental, 88 Friendly, 86 Intellectual, 40 Humour, 65 Open, 33 Oppressive, 0 Violent and 50 Mysterious!

“Maybe some other time, Captain, I can show you the hidden functionality of my uniform knife included!”


The Syreen are a race of bipedal hominids astonishingly similar to the Humans. Most raw recruits see them as nothing more than breathing pin-ups, but they are far more than that.


Their history shows that the Syreen established and maintained a peaceful culture from their Bronze Age through their discovery of starflight. Before their planet was destroyed in a horrible cataclysm, their world was an Eden. They have a strong sense of freedom and are willing to fight for that. They are also considered to be among the most social creatures in this part of the galaxy and – for more than one reason alone – are always a welcome sight.


Note from author: Should you be a Syreen, please contact me immediately.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Businesslike Distribution

    They scored 17% on Businesslike, higher than 37% of your peers.

  • Careful Distribution

    They scored 56% on Careful, higher than 23% of your peers.

  • Environmental Distribution

    They scored 50% on Environmental, higher than 30% of your peers.

  • Friendly Distribution

    They scored 88% on Friendly, higher than 85% of your peers.

  • Intellectual Distribution

    They scored 86% on Intellectual, higher than 68% of your peers.

  • Humour Distribution

    They scored 40% on Humour, higher than 28% of your peers.

  • Open Distribution

    They scored 65% on Open, higher than 88% of your peers.

  • Oppressive Distribution

    They scored 33% on Oppressive, higher than 18% of your peers.

  • Violent Distribution

    They scored 0% on Violent, higher than 2% of your peers.

  • Mysterious Distribution

    They scored 50% on Mysterious, higher than 61% of your peers.

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