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You scored 76% Quality, 22% Size, 68% Range, and 69% Power!

You are STEYR's entry in the US's Advanced Combat Rifle program. A futuristic bullpup firing a 5.56mm discarding-sabot flechette, you're capable of firing your 'little arrow's along completely flat trajectories at speeds in excess of 4,000 feet per second. You also happen to be a personal favorite of the author of this test. ^_~

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Quality Distribution

    They scored 76% on Quality, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • Size Distribution

    They scored 22% on Size, higher than 14% of your peers.

  • Range Distribution

    They scored 68% on Range, higher than 97% of your peers.

  • Power Distribution

    They scored 69% on Power, higher than 99% of your peers.

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