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You scored 63% Violence, 24% Sneakiness, 59% Practicallity, and 50% Style!

Like a military person fighting empty handed you likely lack grace but once you get your hands on someone...you bring on the pain. Try to losen up when you fight, and think outside the box. No disrespect to our armed forces intended. Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder ... 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? Sorry, that's all for now. I'll add more... eventually...

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Violence Distribution

    They scored 63% on Violence, higher than 78% of your peers.

  • Sneakiness Distribution

    They scored 24% on Sneakiness, higher than 7% of your peers.

  • Practicallity Distribution

    They scored 59% on Practicallity, higher than 64% of your peers.

  • Style Distribution

    They scored 50% on Style, higher than 7% of your peers.

All possible test results

Rock'emSock'em Robot

Hey, the name should say it all... stick to the toys you wuss! For some reason you felt compeled to take this test, and yet you know nothing about fighting! Here are some tips: Go to a martial arts sc... Read more

Trash Talker

Yeah... The sad truth is you are probably able to talk the talk, but don't know how to put one foot in front of the other. In terms of fighting, you don't even know where your feet belong. So long as ... Read more

The Spy

Not a bad place to be; you probably don't like violence, in fact you probably run when you can. You obviously are not James Bond. Develope your sense of humor, it will serve you well. If you don't ... Read more

The Zen Master

...is a pretty cool guy. Violence begets more violence and a zen master is calm in the face of danger. Able to do amazing feats with seeming effortless grace, you are unstoppable when some arrouses ... Read more

The Wooden Rabbit

This is a refference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the "Wooden Rabbit" was a scheme designed by Sir Berverier to infiltrate the annoying French castle on English land. Like Sir Beverier, you ha... Read more

The Ninja

OK, so you are thinking, "Sweet! ninjas kicked ass!" Well yeah, but they usually avoided direct conflict preferring assassination and stealth to being swamped by 20 or more guards. This seems to be ... Read more

The Dirty Fighter

You will use anything that you can, bottles, chairs, kicking, bitting, eye gouges, fish hooks, and more. When you get into a fight, it is no holds bar for you. As long as you are the person avoiding ... Read more

Tae Kwon Dork

You should be in movies! Seriously, your answers show you to be resourseful, you know how to handle a hostile situation, and you realise that the better part of valor is walking away. Chances are yo... Read more

The Bar Fighter

So, you've shown you like to be in fights, or get in fights because... well you're an asshole. You have the skills of someone who has had too much to drink; you're slow, befuddled, graceless, and th... Read more

The Samurai

What can I say? Samurai kicked ass, I mean what other guy could look cool walking around in a long skirt. If somebody made fun of them, touched their sword, got close to them, or just pissed them of... Read more


Like a military person fighting empty handed you likely lack grace but once you get your hands on someone...you bring on the pain. Try to losen up when you fight, and think outside the box. No disres... Read more

The Pit Fighter

You are good at what you do, hurting others and you look good doing it. Chances are you have the musculature to back up your aggressive tendencies, if not you definitly want to tone it down. You mig... Read more

Schoolyard Bully

Yep that is you, you are violent and sneaky about it. You were the asshole back in school who lied to the asst. principal about why liitle Bobby Derkins had a bloody nose, and you usually got away wi... Read more

Show Off

If you weren't so good at what you do, and didn't want to be in the spotlight you would make a good bully. Fortunetly, you like others to admire your abilities, the few that you have. You look bette... Read more

Special Ops

What? you want a cookie? Anything to get the job done. You don't look good, but chances are nobody is alive afterwards to notice. Read more


What more do I need to say? You are good at everything... You are probably too violent to get along in society, so try to stay by yourself. Prefferably chained, in a vault in the bottom of the Paci... Read more

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