Now Im going to kick you in the pee-machine out of pure jealousy.
Your personality is virtually perfect in balance, ambition, morality and rationality. No matter which way you roll, your right side is always up. As a matter of fact, youre so close to perfection you arent even a real geometric shape; youre a special polygon all your own.
Id just love to know how you managed to find success, because Im going to steal your formula and use it to create an army of little stars like you to do my bidding. Then you wont be so fucking special anymore, now will you.
But seriously nice work.
I hate you.
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Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
You're into my style, so check out my fashion.
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