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The Jackass

You scored 80% manipulation, 50% logic, 70% violence, and 54% narcissism!

Your life is all about you. You think you're (insert your favorite deity here)'s gift to the world, you manipulate others to get your way without thinking through the consequences thoroughly, and you think you're highly intelligent. You won't hesitate to be a bully, but you lack the requisite psychopathic logic to rule the world. At best, you're the boss nobody likes, but some people will pay you respect because they're too timid to tell you to have an excrement omelet and go away. At worst, you're a raving lunatic; not necessarily harmless, but defeatable because it's too easy to enrage you into mistakes.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • manipulation Distribution

    They scored 80% on manipulation, higher than 91% of your peers.

  • logic Distribution

    They scored 50% on logic, higher than 32% of your peers.

  • violence Distribution

    They scored 70% on violence, higher than 84% of your peers.

  • narcissism Distribution

    They scored 54% on narcissism, higher than 74% of your peers.

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The Town Bicycle

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The Lazy Dude(tte)

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The Summoned Demon

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The Jackass

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The Martyr

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Evil Overlord

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