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Religious Fascism

You scored 80 fanaticism, 80 paranoia, 10 socialism, and 30 agrarianism!

Welcome to George W. Bush's America, with an extra helping of paranoia added for good measure. Tomorrow's society is a paranoid, religious police state in which technology, big business, and big religion conspire to keep the public under control. Everything in this society is big. Companies are huge. Churches are gigantic. Massive banks of computers keep data on every citizen. Even the police have really big guns to go with their big Bibles which they use to club people over the head. Religious observance is mandatory, and the only legal religion is a government-sanctioned form of Evangelical Christianity. Anyone who visibly resists is summarily executed. Those who submit work long hours six days a week in terrible jobs, and every Sunday they are herded into churches where preachers tell them how wonderful everything is. Most of them are so brainwashed that they eat it up and think everything is wonderful. Welcome to a religious dreamland that not even Dubya could have hoped for! I hope you like mega-churches, because you will be going to one whether you want to or not.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • fanaticism Distribution

    They scored 80% on fanaticism, higher than 83% of your peers.

  • paranoia Distribution

    They scored 80% on paranoia, higher than 88% of your peers.

  • socialism Distribution

    They scored 10% on socialism, higher than 14% of your peers.

  • agrarianism Distribution

    They scored 30% on agrarianism, higher than 48% of your peers.

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