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Their result for The Dystopic America Test ...


You scored 30 fanaticism, 70 paranoia, 30 socialism, and 20 agrarianism!

Big business is king in the America of Tomorrow. Fusion power has made available a limitless energy source, and corporations have made full use of it. Waves of terrorism and invasions have frightened the public, and they have turned to the only efficient organizations - large corporations - to protect them. The corporations now control the country; they have dispensed with the formality of democracy, and the country now has a CEO rather than a President. All people are assigned to workplaces based on their skills, and they are not allowed to quit or move without express permission from the Company. Offices and factories provide housing, food, and health care on site so people never need to leave the workplace. They work most of their waking hours, seven days a week, until they get too old or sick to work. Then, since the corporate machine no longer needs them, they are killed and their bodies are sent to rendering plants. Religion is, of course, illegal since it might foment rebellion. Anyone caught engaging in religious ritual is summarily executed and sent to the rendering plants. The same fate awaits anyone who expresses the slightest dissatisfaction with work, and union organizers are handled especially harshly. Welcome to the future, and get to work, you slacker, or off to the rendering plant with you.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • fanaticism Distribution

    They scored 30% on fanaticism, higher than 52% of your peers.

  • paranoia Distribution

    They scored 70% on paranoia, higher than 72% of your peers.

  • socialism Distribution

    They scored 30% on socialism, higher than 41% of your peers.

  • agrarianism Distribution

    They scored 20% on agrarianism, higher than 34% of your peers.

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