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Maya Angelou!

You scored 83 Demeanour, 41 Debauchery, 75 Traditionalism, and 55 Expression!

You like to talk about yourself, and you smile ALL THE FUCKING TIME. You're not very daring or original, but hey, that's why Oprah loves you! Your masterpiece is "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings", or at least you think it is.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Demeanour Distribution

    They scored 83% on Demeanour, higher than 89% of your peers.

  • Debauchery Distribution

    They scored 41% on Debauchery, higher than 22% of your peers.

  • Traditionalism Distribution

    They scored 75% on Traditionalism, higher than 75% of your peers.

  • Expression Distribution

    They scored 55% on Expression, higher than 20% of your peers.

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T.S. Eliot!

You're a perfectionist. You believe that perfection is possible. You even demand it from yourself. There are many ways of doing things, it's just that your ways are better. You're usually a little pis... Read more

Sylvia Plath!

You have a big heart. Maybe too big, because it's almost always broken. Maybe you'd like go to out and have a good time one of these days, if you weren't so freakin miserable. Fah! What's more fun tha... Read more

William McGonagall!

You are, without a doubt, the worst fucking poet who ever lived. You have all the charm of a bowl of peas. You do not know how to have a good time. You have no sense of rhythm. You do not have a way w... Read more

Robert Frost!

You are extremely serious. You think too much. You really need to loosen up. Or do you? When people need something done right, they come to you. You're probably very good at giving advice, too. Your f... Read more

Jim Carroll!

Oh, now, aren't we just so dark and brooding and too-cool-for-school! You think that just because you've consumed more drugs and/or alcohol than most people still breathing that that means you know ab... Read more

Charles Bukowski!

You are a drunk and a grump. You hate everything. Hating things makes you happy. Being happy makes you miserable. Being miserable makes you hate things. You don't mind telling anyone and everyone what... Read more

Edgar Allen Poe!

The world is a dark, dark place, and you are just the one to make up a lilting, sing-songy little rhyme about it. Your style is often in conflict with your personality. You probably feel misunderstood... Read more

Philip Larkin!

Cheer up, asshole. Everyone loves you, and still you treat them like shit. And still they love you! They love you all the more for it! Why is that, do you suppose? Because you're a freakin genius, tha... Read more

Wallace Stevens!

You are happy-go-lucky and by all appearances you're just an average person living an average life, and for the most part that's all true. You'd rather talk about the weather than yourself, so you're ... Read more

Walt Whitman!

You are here to praise all the wonderful things that exist in the world, and not least among them is yourself. You are a nice person, and you know it, and so do all of your friends, because you keep r... Read more

William Wordsworth!

You are a happy person who looks for the beauty in everything. You play by the rules, but hey, people respect you for it. Don't they? Your masterpiece is "Lines Composed a Few Miles above Tintern Abbe... Read more

Maya Angelou!

You like to talk about yourself, and you smile ALL THE FUCKING TIME. You're not very daring or original, but hey, that's why Oprah loves you! Your masterpiece is "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings", or ... Read more

Allen Ginsberg!

You've done some crazy shit in your life, and you're probably gonna do it again. And you're going to do it even if it sucks. And you're going to do it your own way. Consistency is the hobgoblin of lit... Read more

E.E. Cummings!

You are generally good-natured, but you have a dark side, and your dark side wants to party. You make your own rules and say what's on your mind. You love life, but you don't take shit from anyone. Yo... Read more

Alexander Pope!

You are all about feeling good, getting down, and attacking the system from the inside out. You know you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, and that's why humour is your weapon of choice. ... Read more

Dylan Thomas!

Man! Do you love to party or what! If it's not fun, you probably haven't done it in a while. But that doesn't mean you're not serious about some things. You are a person with deep passions and a respe... Read more

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