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The Senator

You scored 37 privilegedbirth, 55 scholarliness, 52 ruthlessness, and 28 outspokenness!

You were born to serve Rome, and serve her you have. You have sacrificed much as you obsequied to the emporer and looked the other way while your friends and colleagues were put to death for charges various and sundry. You are a great orator and the eternal statesman. Let's just hope your sons don't get impatient waiting for you to die, I saw them trying on your senatorial robes. Hmm..maybe better for them to be named in a conspiracy. After all, you still have daughters.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • privilegedbirth Distribution

    They scored 37% on privilegedbirth, higher than 83% of your peers.

  • scholarliness Distribution

    They scored 55% on scholarliness, higher than 93% of your peers.

  • ruthlessness Distribution

    They scored 52% on ruthlessness, higher than 83% of your peers.

  • outspokenness Distribution

    They scored 28% on outspokenness, higher than 50% of your peers.

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