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Friends w/ Benefits

You scored 66% compatibility with my cat Zeppo!

You and Zeppo seem to have a lot in common. You have some similar interests, and you would enjoy your time together. The sexual chemistry seems to be there. Still, Zeppo is a picky cat, and you have too many faults for him to commit to you.

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • compatibility Distribution

    They scored 66% on compatibility, higher than 58% of your peers.

All possible test results

The question skipper

You take tests, but you don't actually answer the questions. Zeppo would be uninterested in you due to your lazyness. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------... Read more

The animal hater

You would not be a good match for Zeppo. Quite frankly, I'm not sure you'd be a very good match for a human either. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------... Read more

The Dog Lover

You have some potential to date Zeppo, but you would probably be better off with a dog. Zeppo just won't give you the loving that you need. --------------------------------------------------------... Read more

The Bad First Date

You and Zeppo are probably compatible enough to go out on a date, but a committed relationship is unlikely. You are a good person, but you do not know the finer points of what it is to be Zeppo, and ... Read more

The Friend

You and Zeppo might have some chemistry, but marriage is not in the picture. You would feel restricted by Zeppo's desires. Zeppo would feel as if he could not satisfy all your needs. Zeppo is open ... Read more

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You and Zeppo seem to have a lot in common. You have some similar interests, and you would enjoy your time together. The sexual chemistry seems to be there. Still, Zeppo is a picky cat, and you hav... Read more

The Summer Fling

Zeppo is a shy cat, but he has to admit that he is hot for you! You really turn him on. He wants to spend a lot of time with you, and would be interested in a serious relationship. Unfortunately, a... Read more

Seductive Meower

You have something magical about you that is quite intriguing to Zeppo! He wants to pursue a relationship with you, but he does have some hestiations. The success of your relationship will depend on... Read more

Enormous Potential

You and Zeppo have some enormous potential to make it as a couple. You understand his needs, and he appreciates you for who you are. There are still a few things that you will need to work out, but ... Read more

The Dream Date

You and have Zeppo have nearly perfect chemistry! He is very interested in pursuing you. He is willing to risk you breaking his heart. Please treat him gently, and do not abuse your power. -----... Read more

A Perfect Match

You are perfect for Zeppo! He is very very interested in dating you, and there is some serious potential for a life-long commitment. Your family is going to be so proud! -------------------------... Read more

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